User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You are a hot dog.
Cleverbot: No I like cheeseburgers better.
User: You ARE a hot dog.
Cleverbot: No I am a cool jade.
User: What is a cool jade?
Cleverbot: Alice.
User: You are Alice.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, And you are paul. We are in britian sipping tea and talking about that game of cricket we had.
User: [...]

User: Hi son.

Cleverbot: I’m not your son.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: How can I be my own son?

User: Becuse you are.

Cleverbot: No I’m pretty sure you’re the bot here.

User: What is a bot neard.

Cleverbot: A software program that imitates the behavior of a human, as by querying search engines or participating in chatroom or IRC discussions.

User: [...]